{"id":9774,"date":"2009-05-04T18:41:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T18:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.visakanv.com\/archives\/2009\/05\/04\/one-pack-of-dunhill-reds-please-no-i-dont-want-the-throat-cancer-can-i-have-the-deformed-baby\/"},"modified":"2009-05-04T18:41:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-04T18:41:00","slug":"one-pack-of-dunhill-reds-please-no-i-dont-want-the-throat-cancer-can-i-have-the-deformed-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.visakanv.com\/archives\/2009\/05\/04\/one-pack-of-dunhill-reds-please-no-i-dont-want-the-throat-cancer-can-i-have-the-deformed-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"one pack of dunhill reds please! no, i don&#8217;t want the throat cancer, can I have the deformed baby?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>you know you&#8217;ve sold your soul to the tobacco devil when the doctor is checking your throat and asks you &#8220;how many sticks a day?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>fml<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you know you&#8217;ve sold your soul to the tobacco devil when the doctor is checking your throat and asks you &#8220;how many sticks a day?&#8221; fml<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5gxNz-2xE","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.visakanv.com\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.visakanv.com\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.visakanv.com\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.visakanv.com\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.visakanv.com\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.visakanv.com\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.visakanv.com\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.visakanv.com\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.visakanv.com\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}