TO MY MUFFIN MAN,
\nIf you pick me a flower, I\u2019ll wear it in my hair.<\/b>
\n(Chang’s concert! I did it for fun and thought you’d throw it away but you totally made my day by keeping it there <3)\n\nI\u2019ll stash little notes for you where you least expect them.<\/b>
\n(I have an entire box of these in my room, 3-4 years worth. they get me by.)<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t have many firsts left..<\/s> but I\u2019d like someone who I could offer all of my lasts.<\/b>
\n(we were each other’s firsts! for everything! :D)<\/p>\n
We\u2019ll make history together.<\/b>
\nThat we will.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll wait for you even if you\u2019re late \u2013 and I won\u2019t complain about it.<\/b>
\n(That time when you were waiting for hours outside at my school bus stop when I didn’t have a phone and didn’t expect to see you there… Priceless. One of the best moments of my life.)<\/p>\n
Kindness to cashiers, valets, waiters and maddeningly slow postal clerks who would try the patience of Gandhi is a must.<\/b>
\n(I happen to be a general pacifist. I’m not sure if it actually matters to her)<\/p>\n
I will feel safe and most at peace in your arms.<\/b>
\n(I know you do, bb!)<\/p>\n
When you\u2019re counting aloud, I will try and mess you up.<\/b>
\n(when you’re in your “let’s annoy him, it’s fun!” mood. which is cute. but annoying. which you totally intended.)<\/p>\n
I find you magically delicious.<\/b>
\n(and me, you!)<\/p>\n
I will let you be right when it doesn\u2019t really matter.<\/i>
\n(you should, you know! >_>)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll giggle when you show off and I know it\u2019s just for me.<\/b>
\n(n_n)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll hold your coffee while you drive.<\/i>
\n(I can’t drive yet :()<\/p>\n
I can build a fire without burning the house down.<\/i>
\n(Hmm.)<\/p>\n
If you wash the car with me \u2013 I promise to wear a white t-shirt for you.<\/b>
\n(:D it wouldn’d matter anyway because You Will Get Wet!)<\/p>\n
I\u2018ll hide around corners and try to scare you in the middle of the night.. of course, I\u2019ll end up scaring myself and you\u2019ll have to calm me down.<\/b>
\n(I CAN SO IMAGINE THIS. Deja vu.)<\/p>\n
I can change a flat tire and my own oil.<\/i>
\n(I imagine you would learn, though!)<\/p>\n
It\u2019s the simple things you do that make me swoon the most.<\/b>
\n(maybe because i’m bad at planning big things.)<\/p>\n
I love it when you sing to me.<\/b>
\n(you’re stuck with that the rest of your life)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll make you mickey mouse pancakes.<\/b>
\n(I know you will!)<\/p>\n
Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we\u2019re doing it together.<\/b>
\ntotally. we never get to! \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching tv.<\/b>
\n(here’s a guilty secret- sometimes i’m not really sleeping.)<\/p>\n
I won\u2019t swear around your family or make you wear silly sweaters at my family\u2019s during Christmas.<\/i>
\n(Sigh, our families…)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll grant you three wishes.<\/b>
\n(remember the hug\/kiss\/makeout coupons?! xD)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll make you laugh.<\/b>
\n(oh, all the time.)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll stare in wonder with you at that hot chick with the great rack.<\/b>
\n(we’re such pervs =D)<\/p>\n
I will marvel at your strength.<\/b>
\n(it’s really not much, I don’t know why you do.)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll take care of you when you\u2019re sick.<\/b>
\n(n_n)<\/p>\n
I give a kick ass massage.<\/b>
\n(that she does, boys!)<\/p>\n
I think it\u2019s hot when you come home all dirty from playing or working hard.<\/b>
\n(that she does too!)<\/p>\n
My heart will skip every time you walk through the door.<\/b>
\n(i know mine does, and i see it in your eyes!)<\/p>\n
My kisses will take your breath away \u2013 seriously.<\/b>
\n(been there.)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll giggle if you leave your socks on in bed.<\/b>
\n(been there too, unfortunately.)<\/p>\n
My quirks and oddities have been deemed \u2018adorable\u2019 and I will love you more everyday for all of yours.<\/b>
\n(least you could do! :P)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll hold you when you need it.<\/b>
\n<3\n\nI will give you space when you need it.<\/b>
\n<33\n\nI will let you be you.<\/b>
\n<333\n\nYou\u2019ll sleep better when I\u2019m next to you.<\/b>
\n(Tried and tested. Proven.)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll thank you every time you open a door for me.<\/b>
\n(indeed you do!)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll never give you shit in front of your friends.<\/i>
\n(I usually deserve it most of the time though >_>) <\/p>\n
I won\u2019t ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch and a passionate kiss.<\/b>
\nI know right. I imagine we’d both call in sick wayyy too often.<\/p>\n
We can watch your movie first.<\/b>
\n(usually because my movie sucks! ;_; I have bad luck in choosing movies)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll clean the house perfectly every time your mom comes by.<\/b>
\n(YOU TOTALLY WOULD. My girlfriend is in cahoots with my mother and pretends she’s the best thing that ever happened to me. Which she is. BUT STILL.)<\/p>\n
I like horror movies only when you\u2019re with me and only as long as you hold me close.<\/i>
\n(I don’t think either of us are into it >_>)<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t litter.<\/b>
\n(you make me self-conscious when I do!)<\/p>\n
I love when you pull me down to sit on your lap.<\/b>
\n(I know you do!)<\/p>\n
I love it when you lay your head on my chest in bed.<\/b>
\n(I know you do too!)<\/p>\n
I can be ready (shower and all) in half an hour.<\/i>
\n(BAHAHAHAHAHAHA)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll look cute as hell in your shirt in the morning.<\/b>
\n(that you will.)<\/p>\n
I can balance a checkbook.<\/b>
\n(pretty please!)<\/p>\n
I can never turn down a challenge.<\/b>
\n(I learnt this surprisingly late in our relationship >_>)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll fit perfectly in your arms.<\/b>
\n(you do!)<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll understand if you get jealous \u2013 and do my best to show you that you have no reason.<\/b>
\n(I don’t get jealous- and I bet you secretly wish I did!)<\/p>\n
Hand-written love notes will get you laid every time.<\/b>
\n\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
I can totally keep a secret.<\/b>
\n(that’s why you’re my best friend.)<\/p>\n
I\u2019m pretty damn funny and will do anything to make you laugh.<\/b>
\n(I don’t think you realise, most of the time!)<\/p>\n
You will always look hot to me in the morning.<\/i>
\n(I don’t know about this one…)<\/p>\n
I think it\u2019s cute when you eat off my plate.<\/b>
\n(well, you never finish your food!)<\/p>\n
When you\u2019re sleeping, I\u2019ll try to stay quiet.<\/b><\/p>\n
I\u2019ll call when I say I will.<\/b>
\n(i’m sorry that I sometimes don’t!)<\/p>\n
Treat me like a woman and I\u2019ll treat you like a man.<\/b>
\n(yes ma’am.)<\/p>\n
To clarify: I\u2019m not looking for a savior, a fix-up project, or anything of that sort. I\u2019m looking for a man who quite simply adds something extraordinary and special to my life. And I to him. A fair exchange, an amazing mind, body and soul connection and a place to build something magnificent.<\/b> <33\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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