remember to feed the kids<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t put your eye at laser beam height<\/p>\n\n\n\n
do not rub the belly<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t negotiate against yourself<\/p>\n\n\n\n
follow the grid<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t give advice without a license<\/p>\n\n\n\n
never trust user input<\/p>\n\n\n\n
read the fucking manual<\/p>\n\n\n\n
make sure it\u2019s a reproducible issue<\/p>\n\n\n\n
never blow off a worried nurse<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t spar after eating<\/p>\n\n\n\n
always upload to unlisted<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t have sex with your clients<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t root@machine ~# rm -R *<\/p>\n\n\n\n
always test your knots<\/p>\n\n\n\n
every paragraph needs a topic sentence<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t make your own cryptosystem<\/p>\n\n\n\n
write drunk edit sober<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t let your rope get behind your horse<\/p>\n\n\n\n
always test your backups<\/p>\n\n\n\n
never install the latest version of an Adobe product<\/p>\n\n\n\n
hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t overstride<\/p>\n\n\n\n
never hit send on your first draft<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t deploy on fridays<\/p>\n\n\n\n
cite your sources<\/p>\n\n\n\n
do not drink the uncertain liquid<\/p>\n\n\n\n
if it isn\u2019t documented, it didn\u2019t happen<\/p>\n\n\n\n
you\u2019re tempting fate to label a file \u201cfinal\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
if it doesn\u2019t go in the bag as soon as you\u2019re finished with it, it will be lost<\/p>\n\n\n\n
measure twice, cut once<\/p>\n\n\n\n
are you missing a semicolon?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
save your file before photoshop crashes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
always clear the bridge wing before putting the rudder over<\/p>\n\n\n\n
make sure it\u2019s plugged in and turned on<\/p>\n\n\n\n
make sure you\u2019re using the right sized hook<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t touch the blue table<\/p>\n\n\n\n
take temperature and O2 stat immediately<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t tell the customer to fuck off<\/p>\n\n\n\n
make sure not to assume what you\u2019re trying to prove<\/p>\n\n\n\n
it\u2019s not about you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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