on male bullying\/bonding:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThis is how it works with guys. Anytime you do anything remote sensitive, heart-warming, anything that\u2019s going to make you more of a loving, caring individual, immediately, all your guy friends suggest that maybe, just maybe, you want to suck a dick. Oh, it\u2019s brutal. Even if you do something smart, like it\u2019s raining out, \u201cHe\u2019s got an umbrella! What a fag! Oh my god! What are you afraid of the water? Put your shoulders up, you fucking homo! Jesus Christ, what, did you pull that thing out of your ass?\u201d It\u2019s brutal, it doesn\u2019t even have to make sense. \u201cYou carved a pumpkin, what are you gonna do next, carve some guy\u2019s ass with your cock? What a fag! You gonna blow his scarecrow? Get away from me with your gay little pumpkin!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat are you a fag\u201d is the reason why guys drop at 55 out of fucking nowhere. It\u2019s literally from 5 decades of just suppressing the urge to hug a puppy, admit a baby\u2019s cute, say you want a cookie \u2013 you just gotta keep pushing that down, like, \u201cI\u2019m not sucking dick! I\u2019m not sucking dick!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One day, you\u2019re in a Denny\u2019s, and they forget to put bananas in your pancakes, you just have like an aneurism, and your head slams off that sticky table\u2026 and the last thing you hear before it all goes black is your friends going, \u201cHe got bananas in his pancakes! What a fag! Oh my God, it wasn\u2019t sweet enough with the syrup, you fairy? Hey, bring another one over and shove it up his ass, because it looks like a dick, right? It looks like a dick! Yeah, I thought it then I said it, I\u2019m awesome!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s a horrible, horrible way to live your life.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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